The Golden Saloon

The Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."

"Bullshit! There's no such place!"

Guy says, "Sure there is! It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!" 

Appraisal and Resignation

Appraisal and Resignation

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"


Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "


Trainee: "Yes I do"


Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"


Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation


In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.


In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.


In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.


In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.


During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.


During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.


There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.


There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.


Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"

Life Still Has Meaning

Life Still Has Meaning

If there is a future there is time for mending, Time to see your troubles coming to an ending.

Life is never hopeless however great your sorrow, If you're looking forward to a new tomorrow.

If there is time for wishing then there is time for hoping-When through doubt and darkness

you are blindly groping.

Though the heart be heavy and hurt you may be feeling, If there is time for praying

there is time for healing.

So if through your window there is a new day breaking, Thank God for the promise,

though mind and soul be aching,

If with harvest over there is grain enough for gleaning, There is a new tomorrow

and life still has meaning.

Love Resume.

Love Resume.


Confidential

Personal Particular
Name : xiaoqiang ( not real name)
Age : 25
Sex : ermmm... haven't had it till now.
Marital Status : Single
Nationality : Nation
Date of Birth : five Days after valentines’ day


Objective:
Boyfriend position with an interesting, attractive, 20-25 year old lady in present place that will build on prior success as a single bachelor and a long term boyfriend..


Summary:
- Will love you with all my heart
- Very outgoing, energetic and ambitious
- Very loving
- Tendency to freak out and need consoling
- Likes running
- Might be slow to trust again
- Has the tendency to think that hot girls are @#$%^


Experience:


Tall average girl (2 year)
dated in 2006
- met in met in family function; we were friends for about a year or so before we started dating
- taught me to kiss
- easy breakup when I moved across the country for job, still contact each other every once in a while


Sweet girl (3.5 year)
dated in 2009
- met in gtalk
- my first long distance relationship: she was in india for most of our relationship
- fit my template of the perfect gal: was in honours business managment, good looking and good dancer
- turned out to be a busy while trying to contact, haven't talked since last 3 mothis


Other Experience
- had bad crush on gal in high school I dint dared to proposed her
- proposed girl in Pri-university n get rejected
-proposed good looking sweet classmate in college and rejected
- had many crush with batch mats and juniors dint get a chance
- proposed girl from pri-university when I was in college and get rejected
- proposed girl who I daily saw in canteen trough my friend almost accepted got threats to her from her brother and parents, she dint came college for a week and I left her
-got proposal from my friends friend but dint accepted, coz I want her to be friend


Education:
The School of Life, Class of Today
- working in a company and Concentrating on Myself with a minor in Relaxing
- honours degrees in Ambition, Stress and Perfectionism

I Promise To... 
- Be there when you need me
- Forgive your small mistakes and expect you to forgive mine
- Need you sometimes
- Not try to change you
- Take care of myself so you don't have to
- Try not to freak out too much
- Be empathetic
- Try to understand your feelings
- Listen to you
- Love you

Interests and Hobbies
. Blogging
. Surfing
. Chatting

Description:
I am a strong, independent, confident, intelligent man w/ a good head on his shoulders. Can be loud and emotional at times. Very passionate person. Can be somewhat flirtatious and sexual. Funny and sensitive, will hold you tight and let you know everything will be alright. Enjoys music, writing, and cooking. Self taught artist. Athletically gifted, excels/excelled at football, basketball, cricket and swimming. Former power lifter. College bound w/ interest in majoring in Exercise Science. Would love to play music and djing; and I have a job.

References will only be available after we become acquainted.
Would like to become yours                                                               Date :17/02/12
xiaoqiang ( not real name again)                                                         Place : Present Place