I thought you were bringing her back

I thought you were bringing her back

A senior citizen bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and drove it outofthe salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph;enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal tothe metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police carbehind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as hefloored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, "What onearth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to theside of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of theBMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me areason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years agomy wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
."Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman