Lost Wife
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Home Depot when
they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a
little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?*
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big tits, and she's wearing tight
white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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