My wife left me...

My wife left me...

I don't understand.  After we retired, she told me we had to cut back on expenses and I had to give up drinking beer.  I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends.   

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day, when she came home from grocery shopping, I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.  I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"  

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"  

I don't think she'll be back...