10 Signs that proves you are really drunk
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up...
no doubt about it.
ReplyDeletehe he he....nice nice
ReplyDeletei have few signs...
Nicee....I loved the 6th one....cuurently m typing with one eye open
ReplyDeleteHang on... Is that the sixth or seventh....when I saw with both eyes it seemed alright.... But Now when I c it with one eye I see numbering issue... Number 5 is repeated twice.... U c 1 I works wonders
ReplyDeleteha ha ha :P ya it ll really works when u drunk, n Tim i mentioned 10 things rt so i have finish within 10 so done lil adjustment with No. 5 lol :P
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